Human Spirit

Writers are very fond of writing about the human spirit. They claim that all the good and bad thoughts of mankind can be condensed and filed into two neat piles. Yin & Yang. You probably would recognize them. They look like two tadpoles curled up together, one white & one black.

Yin and Yang just doesn't sound American to me so I've created a third. I call it Y'ALL, The all American spirit! Y'ALL has an American slant in the way it looks at life. For example:

Yin says that America had over 20,000 murders last year because we lack understanding. Yang said it was because Americans are immature. Y'ALL says the reason that there were 20,000 murders in America last year is we take a Hell of a lot less crap off people then anyone else in the world!

Yin reads the obituaries and says that they went to a better place. Yang reads the obituaries and says at least they aren't suffering anymore. Y'all reads the obituaries and yells out "Hell yeah! It's about time somebody I know got in the paper!"

Yin reads about the poor Iraqi's dieing in Iraq and thinks we should all just get along. Yang says it's a shame that we have this war but we must catch the rebels. Y'ALL says screw it! Kill 'em all! Let God sort 'em out!


Yin reads the paper and says the President is an idiot. Yang watches the news and says the President is a fool. Y"ALL says the President is a boob without a nipple.

Well I guess some things everyone can agree with.